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星女郎集体大罢工看看星爷“賤”招拆招！

内容简介：相信绝大部分的80后和90后都是看着星爷的喜剧长大，而每一见到星爷来了，石榴姐居然不顾形象（虽然本身就没有什么形这边厢，鸡姐提着一大袋猛牛小布丁（不是被曝光卫生不及格吗好戏总是在后头的！紫霞仙子居然以shi相逼，如图所示，那“天翼家庭礼包，送天翼3G智能手机、高速宽带、ITV宽带怎么样，牛叉吧？！星爷这绝招可不是盖的！！！看精彩比赛，

相信絕大部分的80後和90後都是看著星爺的喜劇長大，而每位星女郎也都是偶們不可缺shao(少)的回憶。如風華絕代的石榴姐，浮誇而騷勁十足；《食神》中恐龍般的火雞姐，那醜爆的龅牙，想起來也有點咽不下飯（生病！）；偶滴最愛還是紫霞仙子，那可是無數屌絲男的夢中情人啊。
聽說，星爺最近曝光的秒殺新作，一眾女郎都集體請假罷工，那算死草的星爺又是怎yang(樣)見招拆招呢？？？（好期待啊！！！）

一见到星爷来了，石榴姐居然不顾形象（虽然本身就没有什么形象可言！！！），如猛虎出匣地飞扑了過去…（我勒個去，石榴姐您是多久没见guo(过)男淫呢？）：“我要请假，去伦敦看比赛… …”可是，星爷视若无人地飘走… …（星爷，你zhe(这)样不好吧，一句沙哟娜拉都不说，好歹她也shi(是)风华绝dai(代)的石榴姐啊！！）

這邊廂，雞姐提著一大袋猛牛小布丁（不是被曝光衛生不及格嗎？這貨能吃嗎？）去找星爺簽假條。星爺一句“你是想害死我然後乘機霸占公司，是不是？”（驚呆了偶）星爺賤精本色不減當年啊！！！

好戏总是在后头的！紫霞仙子居然以shi相逼，如圖所示，那把紫霞宝剑离星爷的喉咙只有0.01公分，但是四分之一炷香之后，那把劍的女主人将会彻底地被星爷说服，因为星爷使出了绝招。虽然說星爷生平使出无数绝招，神馬“亢龙有悔”的，说真的，都腻了，可是这一招偶认为是最牛叉的… …

“天翼家庭礼包，送天翼3G智能手机、高速宽带、ITV宽带互动电视，都可随时随地看精彩比赛… …还用去神马伦敦吗？”紫霞妹纸还是敌不过這强悍的攻击，一声长吟，啊~败下阵来。

怎么样，牛叉吧？！星爷这绝招可不是盖的！！！看精彩比赛，哪用去伦敦，有了天翼家庭礼包，用手机、用高速宽带、用ITV宽带互动电视，随時随地比赛看个够啊，亲！！！

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